We have a few rules yinz might find helpful…

  • We only seat parties when everyone is in the building. We don’t do this to be jagoffs. But when your Uncle Bob is parking the car and will be “just one minute”, someone else’s Uncle Bob is in line hangry and is seconds away from becoming a Patriots fan. We just want all the Uncle Bobs’ fed as fast as possible.. we wait for no yinzer! [We do not take reservations.]
  • We accept all forms of payment including cash, credit, and debit. Want your kid to wash dishes to pay off that meal? Sure.. no problem.
  • Our minimum dollar amount to process a credit card transaction is $10.00 and this is where that whole “hey kid go work off your breakfast sandwich” thing comes in handy.
  • We have free parking at both of our locations! Please be advised that our lot is very valuable to us and we need you to know that when you leave, your car leaves. Unfortunately, no you cannot park here at any time to shop in the Strip. There are paid lots for that AND the bonus is that your car will still be there when you get back!
  • If you’re happy and you know it, tell the internet! If you’re disappointed and you know it, tell a manager! We train the heck out of our staff, but even us Steelers fans aren’t perfect. We love feedback.. all the good, the bad, and the ugly. We rely on that info to tune this finely oiled machine. So if you are P-O’d please just give us the chance to make it right or at least try to make you laugh a little with our bad jokes.
  • Please don’t touch the staff. Some of our servers are from the North Side.. and they don’t play.